Ban it ...Ban it ...Ban it ...

What an irony

Jains want meat Ban
Catholics want abortion ban
Muslims want pork ban
Hindus and Sikhs want beef ban.
MNS and sena want Bihari ban
BJP wants Rahul ban
Congress wants AAP ban
Twitterati wants ban on Aamir films
Censors want kissing ban
The radicals of all religions want valentine's day ban.
But nobody wants
Tobacco ban,
Alcohol ban,
Bribe ban,
Corruption ban,
Dowry ban,
Poverty ban
Malnutrition ban
Unemployment ban
Ban on delayed justice and injustice
Slum dwelling ban
Farmer's suicide ban
Inflation ban!!
Poverty, hunger and unemployment is not 

as sexy as the three Khans, I guess!